Obscenely expensive blueberries are not immune to the laws of gravity.
Progesterone will not fix everything and it may make you fat.
In an unofficial study conducted by a certain pollyannaish writer who frequently orders said beverage, it was found that "macchiato" is only a loosely defined term. In practice, "macchiato" can be translated as "cappuccino", "latte", or an orgiastic concoction of caramel, milk, whip cream and espresso.
"PTA Mom" is not a job for everyone.
The United Stated of America is populated with a horrifyingly large number of citizens who believe in "voting with our middle finger" and that supporting a racist, misogynist, narcissist with no political experience whatsoever for President is perfectly acceptable.
Some people really dig gray hair on a woman.
You cannot use a car's turn signals in the city of San Francisco but in case of an emergency, they can be engaged ONLY as the car is already turning. I think this is a law.
Mopping the floor is an acceptable alternative to writing.
Valentine's is a fabulous, creative holiday that has been around since before Hallmark, it can be enjoyed with anybody, not just lovers, and those who embrace it are warm, sensual hot-house flowers.
Children who were previously responding fabulously to therapies for a couple of years may regress. In a new, much more mature way. This will surprise you and pain your heart.
